Photographic evidence of universal truths

My father (who found this blog and seems to enjoy it) is insane:


My sister (who is now 17) is beautiful:


My cat, Princess, is dreadfully cute:


I, not quite as insane, beautiful, or cute, have new glasses:


They're Ver-saaaaaaahhhhhhhh-ce, baby! Probably my first and only name brand anything that I've bought for myself to wear.